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That Couple You Forgot Were Dating: Timberlake and Biel Split

March 11, 2011

I don’t know if Ed Norton is Justin Timberlake’s relationship mentor, but Timberlake sure dates like Norton. Long term, low key, relationships with famous women, which are often rumored to be headed towards the aisle, yet never quite make it there. While Timberlake has enjoyed a thriving film career, Biel seems more notable (of late anyway) for having a nice body, losing out parts to the other hot Jessica (Alba) and dating Timberlake. Well those days are over. People Magazine reports the two have gone their separate ways. Naturally the split is being described as “amicable” and “mutual”.

Reps for the couple released a statement Thursday, confirming the split: “Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”

Why do they always say that? Is it to make us all feel better that no crockery was thrown and nobody got a martini facial?

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 11, 2011 6:11 pm

    I hate the amicable break-ups, I want people to talk about what a piece shit the other was on the red carpet or someone’s car being trashed with a golden globe statuette

    • March 13, 2011 4:24 pm

      I’ll introduce you to my parents.

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