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The RHoA Recap: Season 3, Ep. 9 NeNe Get Your Gun

January 22, 2011

[Need to catch up?  Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.  Or, if you’re keeping current, refresh yourself on last week before tonight’s episode.]

The ladies arrive for a taping of Kandi Koated Nights.  “I knew that they talked about sex.”  NeNe is not buckwild in the bedroom.  “What’s your freak number?”  Sheree is a nine, nine and a half. NeNe is a three. Then, Mr. Luscious the entertainer arrives. “She gave him ‘mama do’ face.”  Cynthia takes her fiancée Peter and her stylist Kithe to meet the event planner. “Obviously it’s a candlelit wedding.”  The budget is capped at $1 million.  NeNe meets with a divorce attorney to get options. “I just want to find a way to move forward and do it privately.”   Kim buys Brielle a diamond abstinence ring to keep her a virgin until 18.   Kandi drops by the studio to discuss amending Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing.  “We need to work within her vocal capabilities.”  Phaedra was enjoying herself in the hospital in Augusta, but now they return home.  “Before this I was fancy free and foot loose, running around town shopping and doing whatever I wanted to do, and now I’m sorta chained to this baby.”  Apollo carries her up the stairs.  Kim discusses Arianna’s chunk.  NeNe comes over.  “I stick to listening to Kim talk about Kim.”  Kim brings up Traci. “If it was good once, I know you went back twice, girl, tell me the truth.”  Cynthia wasn’t “in love with the patty.”  Kim and the girls visit her parents for dinner, along with Kandi, Riley and Joyce.  They listen to the call-in radio show where Greg brings up divorce and spending $300,000 on her.  Laurence goes to the gym to inform Sheree of the same. They discuss if he knew he was being recorded, then they box.  “I ain’t fittin’ to do that.”  Sheree plans her break-up with the Love Doctor. After dinner, Kandi plays the revamped song for Kim in private.  “I didn’t doubt you at all ever.”  Tiy-E meets Sheree for the break-up lunch and feeling emasculated, decides to masculate Sheree to shut her up. He fails. “Love doctor my ass.” NeNe goes to work at 11 Alive, and reads gossip about herself.  “Dogs don’t bark at parked cars.”  She goes home and confronts Greg. “I’m your husband.” “Ok, I’m your wife.”  Greg goes downstairs and NeNe goes upstairs.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 23, 2011 10:49 pm

    NeNe’s a three? Price Waterhouse Cooper needs to come in and re-tabulate them scores.

  2. January 25, 2011 9:19 pm

    “Give me back my vacation! Give me that. Give me the shoes on your feet and the clothes on your back, I bought that.”

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